Pussycat Dolls featuring Diddy, Lil’ Wayne, Fat Man Scoop and Darkchild "When I Grow Up (Remix)"

Aren’t we all more than a little embarrassed for front Pussycat Nicole Scherzinger? Even with ubiquitous top-of-the-chart names like Timbaland and will.i.am handling her production duties and tongue-wagging music videos that made our televisions and computer screens sweat they emitted such heat, poor Nicole’s solo excursion was pre-deemed such a flop, the album never even made it into stores. Damn, even Paris Hilton was able to nab an album release and get one Hot 100 single!! (We blame Nicole’s last name!)
With her tail tucked between her legs, Miss Scher-Zippity-Do-Dah re-joined the leggy girl-pop troupe that made us care a smidge about her in the first place, and quickly became re-acquainted with the feeling of success again, thanks to PCD’s Top 10-charting comeback, “When I Grow Up”. Was it another guilty pleasure as endlessly fun as “Buttons”? No, but it at least triggered a few giggles this summer, if only because we initially thought they were singing “I wanna have boobies” in the hook (real, less humorous, lyric: “I wanna have groupies”).
Nevertheless, the tune has recently been re-worked with a hip hop twist, with producer Rodney “Darkchild” Jerkins throwing sprinkles of MJ’s “Thriller” atop a rumbling, urban bounce.
Bookended by the always-welcomed party starter Fat Man Scoop, the “When I Grow Up (Remix)” also features guest drops from Diddy and Lil’ Wayne. Diddy makes for an obvious fit alongside the song’s ambitious theme, allowing him the umpteenth chance to brag about the many jets and diamonds in his possession while once again proudly brag of his lack of true rap talent: “I don’t write nothin’ but yeah I flow” (Barely, Mr. Combs). Meanwhile, Weezy (P.S.: you’re officially a superstar now, no need to make charity cameos like these anymore) continues to be our favorite hip hop goofball with stupid-fresh lines like “When I grow up/ I wanna be/ E-za-cally like me/ Me, me, M-E, moi/ Mwah to the P-U-S-S-Y” (why is it no one ever mentions how much of an influence the equally cuckoo, rhyme-rambler Missy Elliott must of had on him?).
DL: “When I Grow Up (Remix)” (YFH)









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