It’s only been three years since Kelis last put a studio album out (2006’s under-selling Kelis Was Here), but it definitely feels like it’s been a lot longer, what with all the TMZ-headlining drama she’s been in the center of the past couple of years. With all the changes that’s went on in her personal life since she had all the ladies chanting up their “bossy” status (filing for divorce, getting arrested, having a baby), you would think her first new solo offering in a while would be something juicy, meta and extremely catchy; maybe a sequel of sorts to her 1999 scream-fest “Caught Out There”, this time directed at cheating ex-husbands who don’t wanna pay spousal support.
Sadly the David Guetta-produced “Acapella” bears little of that gossip rag-gifting goodness, instead positioning Kelis amid a techno kaleidoscope of synth-bass bloops and clubby bottom end to sing the praises of a new man rescuing her of a dreary existence free of any “tune or scale I could play” (“Before you, my whole life was acapella,” goes the hook).
It’s an alright electronic-based tune we guess, though far away from the greatness we were anticipating from the same lady who gave us major gems like the ones mentioned above, plus “Milkshake”, “Trick Me” and the sorely under-appreciated “Young Fresh & New”; but, hey, at least we now know Kelis has begun work on a brand new project, so fingers are crossed that these (hopefully Neptunes or Andre 3000-helmed) sessions will produce the kind of sassy-weird, “I am woman, hear me roar” anthems she’s ruled with in the past.
Chamillionaire is right. Out of all the flashy Southern rap newcomers bombarding us these past few years, he seemed more likely to flop than end up with a No. 1 pop hit and Grammy, among other major accolades. But with a slick rap style that belied his Houston roots and a trunk rattling, police brutality single that became an odd club anthem, Chamillionaire emerged as the one to beat.
On the first single from his new album, The Ultimate Victory, Cham seems intent on not burning out just as quickly as he’s arrived. “Not A Criminal” follows a similar blueprint to his 2005 smash “Ridin’”: a generic, albeit infectious club beat; inane chorus sure to be this spring’s hottest singalong; and lyrics fueled by some strange fear of persecution (“Everywhere I go/ They look at me like a criminal/ But I’m a CEO/ I’m a self-employed CEO”). Throw in a barely-there cameo from the always-underused Kelis (relegated to chorus harmonies placed too far low in the mix to actually warrant a featured credit) and Cham undoubtedly has another major hit on his hands.
Aware that few were betting on him (and in a much-ballyhooed industry drought, the odds against him were stacked high), Chamillionaire can’t help but relish in his post-success glory as “Not A Criminal” spends most of it’s time laughing in the face of those who didn’t believe in him. But for all of it’s appeal, “Not A Criminal” comes up short by being a little too self-obsessed. Though you can easily adopt it’s “anti-hater” stance, who really cares about Cham ordering Universal to “open up the vault” cause he’s just had “another million dollar thought”.
Though he barely avoids the “one hit wonder” tag with this one, Chamillionaire ventures into the danger zone by seeming to believe he’s on the same level as the best. In a singles-driven industry like today where new artists nursing hit records are a constant, it doesn’t take long for a former chart king to fade back into obscurity, and if Cham doesn’t watch himself he could end up on the back of milk carton in a season’s time.
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It’s only been three years since Kelis last put a studio album out (2006’s under-selling Kelis Was Here), but it definitely feels like it’s been a lot longer, what with all the TMZ-headlining drama she’s been in the center of the past couple of years. With all the changes that’s went on in her personal life since she had all the ladies chanting up their “bossy” status (filing for divorce, getting arrested, having a baby), you would think her first new solo offering in a while would be something juicy, meta and extremely catchy; maybe a sequel of sorts to her 1999 scream-fest “Caught Out There”, this time directed at cheating ex-husbands who don’t wanna pay spousal support.
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